Not a real project, but funny

To the tune of "O Christmas Tree," a little ditty apropos of polling season being open once again:

Oh Delete Key!  Oh Delete Key!
You save my fragile sanity.
Oh Delete Key! O Delete Key!
You save my fragile sanity.
You make the crazies go away
So I need not read what they say.
Oh Delete Key!  Oh Delete Key!
You save my fragile sanity.

Oh Delete Key!  Oh Delete Key!
How could I live without thee?
Oh Delete Key!  Oh Delete Key!
How could I live without thee?
I call upon your mighty pow’r
As e-mails pile up by the hour
Oh Delete Key!  Oh Delete Key!
How could I live without thee?

Oh Delete Key!  Oh Delete Key!
You make my day flow easily!
Oh Delete Key!  Oh Delete Key!
You make my day flow easily!
You’re not the biggest on the board,
But you wipe away the loony hordes.
Oh Delete Key!  Oh Delete Key!
You make my day flow easily!